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First
of all, Anonymous
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if your wife knew that you were putting this out on the
web for millions of surfers to look at, perhaps
she could be pressured into it.
Nah, that probably wouldn't work. She's probably
used to that
approach. You haven't been trying to film your various
activities, have you?
That usually puts a damper on my partners, but then they
don't think I'm a professional.
The Religious Approach
Ok, ok, ok. Have you tried telling her
that it's a mitzvah to do it on Saturdays? That
can sometimes work (I've been told) with the more Orthodox
Jewish wives--they love being
told that it's a good deed that they're about to do.
The Romantic Alternative
If obligation, guilt, pressure, religious,
and pecuniary efforts don't work, you might try the
old fashioned romantic approach
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Why not
get in touch with what she might want; maybe give her
some flowers, take her dancing to a great club, and massage
her aching muscles with some body massage oil? You'll
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