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Dear Really
Confused & Lost,
Oh please,
if this is a real letter and not an imaginary fancy, I would
first advise you to dye your hair,
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Are
you saying that blonds are dumb?
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stay
in English class, and read fewer romance novels. Yes,
I do think it's too soon for you to be engaged. If you
don't feel secure enough about this to tell your parents, how
can you be ready for marriage? And why does this guy want
to rush you both to the altar so quickly? Can't it wait
until AFTER high school, for goodness sakes?
I hope it
was a nice ring.
Lefty
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