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Dear Reader,

Have you ever wondered about the questions that we don't have time to answer on Love & Learn?

Well, Lefty wondered. Here is the 3rd batch of questions that we sent him.

He answered 28 questions, but I didn't like 2 of his answers. take his answers with a grain of salt.

Dear Panel,

How can I ask a girl to date me the best?

Lefty Answers:

Log on to Love & Learn every day and become more sensitive.

 

Dear Panel,

I love a boy and he loves me, but school is over and i'm not gonna see him anymore. What do i do?

I love him and I can't take it anymore. Please helppppp!!!!

Lefty Answers:

Call him.

 

Dear Panel,

How do you get back with your ex after you break up?

Lefty Answers:

Think about what "ex" means.

 

Dear Panel,

There is this guy that acts like he cares about me, but when u start talking to him he's suddenly very cold. I know he likes me! What should i do about it?

Lefty Answers:

Nothing.

 

Dear Panel,

Who should pay on the first date?

Lefty Answers:

The female. You might get another answer by asking Alicia.

 

Dear Panel,

hello ok, here is the thing. I really like this girl who also happens to be my neighbor who is three years older than i am and has a three year old.

I'm 18 and she is 21. I really like her but i don't know how to tell her how i really feel without ending the friendship that we have.

Thanks R.B.

Lefty Answers:

So, telling her that you like her would end the friendship? Better not tell her.

 

Dear Panel,

I am ..15 years old i'm male and i'm in love

She's 14 and the most beautifullist person in the world and she's got a great personality.

There is this other guy that always calls her is my best friend and he likes her too, but i'm in love wih her and i don't call her as much as he does.

I saw her and fell in love. She's 14 and i'm 15. i dont call her that much and my best friend likes her and he calls her more but i dont know if i should just ask her out or wait, but i dont know if she likes me.

And don't say, "Hit her in the arm."

Lefty Answers:

Dang, you took my best line away.

My first advice is quit reading this column so much.

Second bit of advice is if you don't want to get hit it the arm, don't be taking your bud's girl away. Otherwise it won't be the girl hitting you that you'll be worrying about.

Wait 4 months and be cool--I guarantee that things will change.

 

Dear Panel,

Im so lonely and confused! What do I do when Im deeply in love with 2 guys, 2 totally opposite?

Lefty Answers:

Why are you lonely? Go out with one. Then go out with the other. Repeat.

 

Dear Panel,

I allways fall in love for the wrong man. Why?

Lefty Answers:

Try falling "in like" with the right guy first.

 

Dear Panel,

Right now, my boyfriend wants me to talk when he usually talks. I'm kind of a quiet person. I don't know what to talk about. What should I be talking about?

Lefty Answers:

Him.

 

Dear Panel,

Hi i am a 11 year old girl. And my boyfriend just moved from NYC to VA. and he said he will keep in touch with me but he has not been e-mailing me. How do I tell him i'm having bad feeelings about him and me???

And my boyfriend is 16 i think he is cheating on me!

Lefty Answers:

He's 100% right. What kind of 16 year old yutz is going to date an 11 year old BABY! What the heck can they talk about--her getting her period in a year or so?

-Mama Shark

Aren't you a little young for this angst? He moved to VA. It's over. Find a nice 12 year old at your school.

 

Dear Panel,

Does anyone know what a soul mate is?

Lefty Answers:

Yes. All poets and some song writers.

 

Dear Panel,

My boyfriend always tells me how he can get blondes, and how he intimidates women because he's so good looking. What do I say or do?

 

Lefty Answers:

Buy him a mirror, a bottle of peroxide, and a good-bye card.

 

Dear Panel,

I have a big problem. I think I'm in love with my ex boyfriend's twin brother! Is it possible for me to get into a relationship with this guy?

Lefty Answers:

Yes, it's possible. "Is it a good idea" is a whole 'nother question.

 

Dear Panel,

I want to know if you could be in love with two people at the same time and what is the difference between loving and being in love? I have a difference of opinion with a friend.

Please settle it for us!!!

Lefty Answers:

Yes, it's possible. It's also possible to make a decision.

As to that semantics stuff, all I know is the "being in love" rhymes with "wearing a glove", and I leave the rest of it to poets and song writers.

 

Dear Panel,

I am in love. Idont now what I most dowing? what think you??

Lefty Answers:

I think something has been lost in the translation.

 

Dear Panel,

hi. Just wanna know your opinion as to how can one get back at her ex-boyfriend.

 

Lefty Answers:

Get a new boyfriend.

 

Dear Panel,

I like a boy but he lives far away from me.

Can this relationship work?

Lefty Answers:

Depends. Does he live in California?

 

Dear Panel,

What are the top ten ways that a girl would like to be kissed?

Lefty Answers:

Probably by the top ten guys.

 

Dear Panel,

I am currently seeing someone that is 8 years older than i. I want to keep him, and sometimes i feel like i'm not "mature" enough to do so.

He claims that i am his "baby", and i'm always in his heart, but i need advice on how to start a sensible conversation with him. Help!

Lefty Answers:

Ask him, in a hypothetical way, if he believes that "baby" is a proper endearment for a woman who is sensitive about the age difference in a relationship.

See where the conversation goes from there.

 

Dear Panel,

Should I break up my whole family to be with the new man i'm in love with that i met on the Internet?

Lefty Answers:

Statistically speaking, I think that's a "no".

 

Dear Panel,

I'm now a month with my boyfriend. we're both around our 30's. we met through the net, and after 3 weeks of correspondance met and now a month together. i love him very much. we've got great communication and physicaly are attracted and slowly are learning each other. in the correspondance weeks, he used ot shower me with i love you statements. now he does not. we both are busy workers and work hard to try and see each other through our busy life. i fear he shall leave me. he knows that - he once said to me that if he shall want to leave, i shall know.

how do i over come the fear?

Lefty Answers:

Decide that you won't worry about it for 1 whole month.

Then repeat.

 

Dear Panel,

i am in love with a boy, but he is ignoring me.what shel i do?

Lefty Answers:

Ignore him back for a suitable revenge.

 

Dear Panel,

I just got together with this girl i really like about 1 week ago. The problem is she always gets mad at me cuz i talk about other girls. I do this because i am not used to going out. what can i do to let her know that i realy like her?

Lefty Answers:

Let me see..., don't talk about..., oh nevermind. Beats me.

 

Dear Panel,

My girlfriend keeps putting her tongue in my **CENSORED**, should I leave her do this as I do not like it but she does ?

Lefty Answers:

Depends. Does she also like to French kiss?

 

Dear Panel,

i am a attractive girl but can't get a boyfriend, and when i see an attractive boy i don't have the guts to speak to him

Lefty Answers:

Do you have the guts to speak to average looking boys?

Hint: they sometimes can be boyfriends too.

 

 

 

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