A Reader Asked:

Dear Panel,

My boy-friend cannot "perform" in bed. I love him and I want to have his baby. What can I do?

Lefty Answered:

Here's the plan. Get married. Keep trying (and having fun). Adopt.

A girl should marry a guy who can't perform in bed?

Are you effing CRAZY????

Lefty Responds to the Response:

Hey, I thought it was interesting when she said she loved him even though he couldn't perform.

I figured she might as well go the course at that point.