Dear Reader,

Have you ever wondered about the questions that we don't have time to answer on Love & Learn?

Well, Lefty wondered. It's surprising how he keeps this up.

Take his answers with a grain of salt.

Dear Panel, Does age difference matter?

Lefty Answers: Not if you're both over 50.

Dear Panel, How do I get my boyfriend to kiss me on the lips, not the cheek?

Lefty Answers: Put your finger on your cheek and ask him to kiss you there. At the last second turn your face. It always works for me.

Dear Panel, What are the defining characteristics of a "soul mate" and how can you know him/her when he/she comes along?

Lefty Answers: For me, it's someone who'll go out on a dance date, follow my lead, and pay for drinks.

Dear Panel, If a woman kisses a married man and he doesn't push her away, does that make him a guilty party as well?

Lefty Answers: No. Only if he gets a hard-on.

Dear Panel, I am a 18 year old female and last night my boyfriend and I had oral sex. Am I still a virgin?

Lefty Answers: Yes, but you could still be impeached.

Dear Panel, i'm in love with justin from the boy band nsync!! i soooo need him!! i don't want anybody else!! how i can get him? i'm far...and simple!! from elinor!!

Lefty Answers: You can't. But you can grab a boy from down the block, dress him up, pretend he's Justin, and make him sing to you.

Dear Panel, why is it men prefer oral sex to regular sex?

Lefty Answers: Are you a screamer?

Dear Panel, What do you think about cyber relationships?

Lefty Answers: I think they're about distance.

Dear Panel, I think that I'm falling in love with my current boyfriend. I've never been in love before. Is it weird for me to be scared of love?

Lefty Answers: No, it's only weird to get too weird about it.

Dear Panel, I've decided to quit the pick-up scene and try the respectable route I've always heard about. I'm failing miserably. Suddenly I'm like a fish out of water. Help!

Lefty Answers: If you were doing that well in the pick-up scene, why didn't you pick up a nice woman and treat her respectably?

Dear Panel, How can i get guys to notice me?

Lefty Answers: Be where they are.

Dear Panel, It's been a year since we broke up and I can't seem to get over it, what do I do?

Lefty Answers: Start singing "It's a Small World". If that tune can't get your mind off of anything compulsive, work on another relationship.

Dear Panel, WHAT WILL I DO TO FORGET MY EX GIRLFRIEND?

Lefty Answers: Do you know "It's a Small World"?

Dear Panel, My boss makes constant eye contact with me, and winks from time to time, but only out of sight, in view he ignores me? Is he flirting?

Lefty Answers: No. I believe the common term is "sexually harrassing". A reader responds to this answer.

Dear Panel, What is the best way to give an orgasm?

Lefty Answers: In my opinion, with a person of the opposite sex.

Dear Panel, How do you feel about long-distance relationships?

Lefty Answers: Lonely.

Dear Panel, What is the best quality to look for in a mate?

Lefty Answers: I'd start by looking for someone who is not a serial killer.

Dear Panel, Are all guys jerks at the teenage stage???

Lefty Answers: No. Back in 1988 there was a documented case of a cool one.

Dear Panel, Why do people break off engagements and marriages?

Lefty Answers: I'm thinking you probably have a good idea already.

Dear Panel, Should I leap before I look?...as long as I'm wearing an inflated "spare tire" about the waist?

Lefty Answers: Um, sure. Just check on your medical insurance first.

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