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Dear Reader,

Have you ever wondered about the questions that we don't have time to answer on Love & Learn?

Well, Lefty wondered. Please feel free to let him know what you think.

Take his answers with a grain of salt.

Dear Panel,

Lefty is very annoying. Does he have a chin? We need some guys on the panel who enjoy relating to women.

Lefty Answers:

Oooooo, personal taunts. I'm helping someone get close to her discomfort level. I must keep on.

P.S. I've requested that Mr. Sensitive give the Lefty icon a chin many times already. Who cares if it represents reality.

 

Dear Panel,

I think that he (Lefty) was a lot less mean this time around, therefore much less funny! Bring back the old, sarcastic Lefty, dammit!

Sarcastic n Lovin' it

Lefty Answers:

Dang. Am I losing it?? No, I must never doubt myself. Listen "Sarcastic n Lovin' it", I AM funny! Sometimes. But even Adam Karolla doesn't hit every joke!

Unfortunately, some questions really don't deserve or should receive a sarcastic answer. "Yes", I hear you say, "but those should be answered by Charlie or Hope". Quite true, but I just answer what Mr. Sensitive sends my way, and thus lend my own calming influence to the troubled readers.

I'm pretty sure that Mr. Sensitive wants me to show my true colors in the short, snappy responses, so I try not to hold too much back there, but pardon me if sometimes I am too politically correct. That shouldn't happen very often, as evidenced by the majority of the mail which I don't bother to respond to.

 

Dear Panel,

A little discreet kissing with a friend of mine has immeasurably enhanced my sex life with my husband. I am not looking to change anything about my life, but I do enjoy the feeling that someone else "wants" me.

Are we both winning here or does it go back to the grass is greener where you water it?

Lefty Answers:

Let me know how intercourse with your friend enhances your sex life with your husband.

 

Dear Panel,

Do you think it is ok to have sex with your best friend?

Lefty Answers:

It's been said "a man's best friend is his dog", and "a woman's best friend is diamonds". In either of those cases, I'd say no.

 

Dear Panel,

Why can't I have sex with my boyfriend, we have been together for two years now?

Lefty Answers:

Probably because you're asking the wrong people the wrong question.

 

Dear Panel,

I want to make love to my sister-in-law. She's 16 years older than me. She has a super shape for her age. I already have a picture of her completly nude.

But she didn't know about that. She's a "woman to woman". I know that she loves me a little bit, but not to make love I think. What should I do ?

Lefty Answers:

Send us the picture and I'll let you know.

 

Dear Panel,

What should I do with my retired husband?

Lefty Answers:

Plant him in the garden next to the begonias.

 

Dear Panel,

Are you a virgin?

Lefty Answers:

Why do you want to know?

 

Dear Panel,

Should i kiss my boyfriend's brother?

Lefty Answers:

Usually not.

 

Dear Panel,

How can u tell if you're bisexual or not?

Lefty Answers:

I'm not. Who's asking?

 

Dear Panel,

Does Kyle like me?

Lefty Answers:

Probably not if you have to ask us.

 

Dear Panel,

How do you do it?

Lefty Answers:

I take dance lessons.

 

Dear Panel,

Is 11 too early to kiss??

Lefty Answers:

No. I kissed my mom when I was 3.

 

Dear Panel,

I have been having trouble find a girl that will like me for who i am and not the money. I know that i am not the best looking person but I always felt that there is someone out there for everyone. can u help?

Lefty Answers:

How do they know you have money?

 

Dear Panel,

Will I meet my next boyfriend during school?

Lefty Answers:

Not if it's an all-girls school.

 

Dear Panel,

When I'm in the middle of an argument between my boyfiend and my best friend, who's side do I take?

Lefty Answers:

Your own.

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Dear Panel,

OK, if my friend totally hates this guy i'm dating and says "you have many more choices to choose from, why pick him?" what should i say to her or do?

Lefty Answers:

Say, "I'm just dating him so that you don't have to".

 

Dear Panel,

I love my boyfriend but I get urges to cheat on him, what should I do??

Lefty Answers:

Control your urges.

 

Dear Panel,

Can I still get pregnant if a guy only uses one condom?

Lefty Answers:

How many times did he use it?

 

Dear Panel,

How come you guys suck and never have any good and soothing answers to the people who are in need?

Lefty Answers:

Aren't you confusing MY answers with Charlie's? We need more discerning surfers!

 

Dear Panel,

Do you speak French?

Lefty Answers:

Try us.

 

Dear Panel,

Does anyone know what a heart with wings mean?

Lefty Answers:

Um, just a guess, but ...a flying heart?

 

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