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Dear Panel, Lefty
is very annoying. Does he have a chin? We need some guys on the panel who enjoy
relating to women. |
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Lefty Answers: Oooooo,
personal taunts. I'm helping someone get close to her discomfort level. I must
keep on. P.S. I've requested
that Mr. Sensitive give the Lefty icon a chin many times already. Who cares if
it represents reality. |
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Dear Panel,
I think that he (Lefty) was a lot less mean this time around, therefore much less
funny! Bring back the old, sarcastic Lefty, dammit! Sarcastic
n Lovin' it |
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Lefty Answers:
Dang. Am I losing it?? No, I
must never doubt myself. Listen "Sarcastic n Lovin' it", I AM funny! Sometimes.
But even Adam Karolla doesn't hit every joke! Unfortunately,
some questions really don't deserve or should receive a sarcastic answer. "Yes",
I hear you say, "but those should be answered by Charlie or Hope". Quite true,
but I just answer what Mr. Sensitive sends my way, and thus lend my own calming
influence to the troubled readers.
I'm pretty sure that Mr. Sensitive wants me to show my true colors in the short,
snappy responses, so I try not to hold too much back there, but pardon me if sometimes
I am too politically correct. That shouldn't happen very often, as evidenced by
the majority of the mail which I don't bother to respond to. |
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Dear Panel, A
little discreet kissing with a friend of mine has immeasurably enhanced my sex
life with my husband. I am not looking to change anything about my life, but I
do enjoy the feeling that someone else "wants" me. Are
we both winning here or does it go back to the grass is greener where you water
it? |
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Lefty Answers:
Let me know how intercourse
with your friend enhances your sex life with your husband. |
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Dear Panel,
Do you think it is ok to have sex with your best friend? |
| Lefty
Answers: It's been said
"a man's best friend is his dog", and "a woman's best friend is diamonds". In
either of those cases, I'd say no. |
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Dear Panel, Why
can't I have sex with my boyfriend, we have been together for two years now? |
| Lefty
Answers: Probably because
you're asking the wrong people the wrong question. |
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Dear Panel, I
want to make love to my sister-in-law. She's 16 years older than me. She has a
super shape for her age. I already have a picture of her completly nude. But
she didn't know about that. She's a "woman to woman". I know that she loves
me a little bit, but not to make love I think. What should I do ? |
| Lefty
Answers: Send us the
picture and I'll let you know. |
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Dear
Panel,
What
should I do with my retired husband? |
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Lefty Answers:
Plant him in the garden next
to the begonias. |
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Dear Panel, Are
you a virgin? |
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Lefty Answers:
Why do you want to know?
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Dear
Panel,
Should i kiss my boyfriend's brother? |
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Lefty Answers:
Usually not. |
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Dear Panel,
How can u tell if you're bisexual or not? |
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Lefty Answers:
I'm not. Who's asking? |
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Dear
Panel,
Does Kyle like me? |
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Lefty Answers:
Probably not if you have to
ask us. |
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Dear Panel, How
do you do it? |
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Lefty Answers:
I take dance lessons. |
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Dear Panel, Is
11 too early to kiss?? |
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Lefty Answers:
No. I kissed my mom when I was
3. |
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Dear Panel, I
have been having trouble find a girl that will like me for who i am and not the
money. I know that i am not the best looking person but I always felt that there
is someone out there for everyone. can u help? |
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Lefty
Answers: How do they
know you have money? |
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Dear Panel, Will
I meet my next boyfriend during school? |
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Lefty Answers:
Not if it's an all-girls school.
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Dear
Panel,
When
I'm in the middle of an argument between my boyfiend and my best friend, who's
side do I take? |
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Lefty Answers:
Your own.
A
reader responds to this answer
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Dear Panel, OK,
if my friend totally hates this guy i'm dating and says "you have many more choices
to choose from, why pick him?" what should i say to her or do? |
| Lefty
Answers: Say, "I'm just
dating him so that you don't have to". |
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Dear Panel,
I love my boyfriend but I get urges to cheat on him, what should I do?? |
| Lefty
Answers: Control your
urges. |
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Dear Panel, Can
I still get pregnant if a guy only uses one condom? |
| Lefty
Answers: How many times
did he use it?
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Dear
Panel, How
come you guys suck and never have any good and soothing answers to the people
who are in need? |
Lefty
Answers: Aren't you confusing
MY answers with Charlie's? We need more discerning surfers! |
Dear
Panel, Do
you speak French? |
Lefty
Answers: Try us. |
Dear
Panel, Does
anyone know what a heart with wings mean? |
Lefty
Answers: Um, just a guess,
but ...a flying heart? |