Dear Panel,

I have a boyfriend but my best friend has the same boyfriend??????

Lefty Answers:

Noooooooo. You DON'T have a boyfriend.

Dear Panel,

Lefty Answers:

Invest in Caller ID.

Dear Panel,

I'm in love [with] a friend of mine. Uhhh! I can't stop thinking about her! her eyes.. her hair.. her lips.. it drives me crazy! I need to be with her, to kiss her, to hug her... well I don't know! I need to do anything that is involved with HER! :)

What can I do to be with her!?

Lefty Answers:

I don't know, but now you've got me wanting to be with her too.

Dear Panel,

If your man cheated once will he do it again?

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If a dog chases a cat through your back yard once, do you think he'll do it again?

Dear Panel,

The boy I have fancied for 4 years recently made the move and kissed me and said that he has liked me for a while and today asked me to go out some time soon.

All great but do u think he might ask me out? And he's a lot more experianced. Do u think he's just after sex and being nice for 1 reason?

We are already brilliant mates. What do u think? Is he using me just for sex or does he fancy me?

Lefty Answers:

If he waited for four years just to kiss you, don't you have a couple more years before you should start worrying about sex?

Dear Panel,

The mother of my boyfriend doesn't want to let him go. It seems like she doesn't like it that now I'm the most important woman in his life.

He doesn't see that she doesn't like me to be with him, but I see it. How can I tell him?

Lefty Answers:

Don't tell him. Just go out with him.

Dear Panel,

My boyfriend and I just decided to break up. But I still love him dearly and I know he still loves me.

I want to get back together with him and try fix the problems. But I don't know if I should??

What do you all think, should I suck up my pride and tell him I want him back, or should I hold my own, and stay single?

Lefty Answers:

Unfortunately, you can't be broken-up and together at the same time. I know -- I've tried. Now, you decide.

Dear Panel,

What do u think about pursuing a relationship with a first cousin?

Lefty Answers:

No thanks, she lives in New York and is older than me.

Dear Panel,

How can I earn back the trust of my girlfriend?

Lefty Answers:

Sometimes you can't. But if you try real hard, you might become a better person.

Dear Panel,

How can I get my husband to stop cursing so much? His favorite word sems to be the "F" word and we are expecting our first child!!

Lefty Answers:

Beats the *#$! out of me.

Dear Panel,

He wants to work on his marriage, but he wants to continue seeing me. What should I do?

Lefty Answers:

If you're not his wife, I'd punt.

Dear Panel,

Satturday, I kissed a boy. This Saturday, I will see him again. What do I do?

Lefty Answers:

I don't think he'll stop you from kissing him again.

Dear Panel,

What is the right way or any way to french kiss a guy? I have never done it and I want it to be great.

Lefty Answers:

Every way to french kiss a guy is pretty damn good.

Dear Panel,

I am a very nice and sensitive person and also shy.

There is a kid I like and he calls me ugly but I dont think he means it. What should I do about it? I want to flirt not actually tell him I like him.

Travis is another kid that I like. I like him but I want him to notice me

What should I do???

Lefty Answers:

Aren't there ANY boys around who don't call you "ugly"?

Dear Panel,

I've been in a number of bad relationships and a bad marriage. I have a real problem with trusting now. I can't seem to trust any men and now I'm starting to have bad feelings about men altogether.

What can I do to be able to trust again?

Lefty Answers:

I disagree because I am a man and I can be trusted -- josh

All men can't be trusted. Trust me on this.

Dear Panel,

I am in school; should I trust my man not to cheat?

Lefty Answers:

This whole thing makes me laugh, I don't really think anyone takes any of this seriously, but it's still funny....(the answers are jokes and aimed to make the reader laugh, how can I help it...) -- josh

See above..

Dear Panel,

Yeah, OK, I did something, but I'm having a hard time deciding if I did something bad, cuz I don't have a guilty conscience.

This is what I did:

I have a b/f that I love, but lately, friends have been intro[ducing me] to many guys. I met this guy Paul last night, and, well, we kissed.

But the kiss was sooooooooooo gross, I didn't even like it -- he like, spit in my mouth, eww, OK I gotta go brush my teeth!

But the reason, I did it was to see if I had any feelings for anyone else besides my man. I think I would [have] felt bad if I wouldn't [have] kissed the guy, but now that I did, I feel like it was like kissing a dog.

I realized that I LOVE MY BOY FRIEND, and I wanna be with him forever, but, I'm not to sure if I should tell him.

I know maybe I should, but I don't want to. Please help me!

Lefty Answers:

In the future, kiss a dog to test your love for your boyfriend, but watch out for pit bulls.

For the present, I doubt if you have to tell your boyfriend that you don't like guys to spit into your mouth.

Dear Panel,

I'm a 16 years old and a junior in high school. I was with this guy for a year and a half and he dumped me recently.

I am enjoying the single life, but I get lonely and I do want to get back into dating. Do you have any advice/ideas on how to get back into the dating scene?

Lefty Answers:

I don't like this.She obviously wants to get back into dating SOON! Give her some real advice, Dating is an importand part of high school. -- Debbi

Wait 5 years and then go to a singles bar.

Dear Panel,

In Bertrand Russell's MARRIAGE AND MORALS, he states in the tenth chapter that "Sexual behavior among human beings is not instinctive...".

If it's not instinctive, then how does it occur? My father didn't teach me how to flirt.

Lefty Answers:

Hey, you've got a mother too, you know.

Dear Panel,

I'm in love with my Commanding Officer, but he's an android. And because I'm just an ensign, I never get enough holodeck time to program a decent fantasy about him.

Should I ask to be reassigned to another starship so I won't be so distracted from my work?

Lefty Answers:

Get out the garden clippers and cut your TV cable. Quick.