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PsychoBabylon
Babe Answers:
Dear 10...I mean
19 year old USA female -
Do you have a
big mouth?
What's the point?
At the risk of
being too hard on you:
Do you think
the Panel sits around and talks about Lefty's attributes?
Knowing the answer
to this question won't make you smarter, won't enhance your
life, and it won't help you in your relationships with men.
Men are not objects to be ogled; they are sensitive human
beings with feelings and should be treated with more respect
than to ask inane questions about their anatomy.
What benefit
did any of us derive by knowing the answer to the question
of whether the President wore boxers or briefs?
What would you
ever conceivably be able to do with information about Lefty's
appendage?
You will never
gaze into Lefty's big brown eyes, or be caressed by his
soft fingertips, or held by his strong muscular arms or
press up against his hot body, the two of you writhing in
sweat and ecstasy...
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You
GO Psychobabylon! When anyone messes with Lefty, they
mess with my ex-girlfriends! |
If you fantasize
about Lefty, see attached, use your imagination and keep
your smart aleck remarks to yourself!
Sincerely,
Psychobabylon
Babe
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