Dear in need of advice,

You are in need of a noogie on the head!

The Brady Bunch?

What are you thinking? How much do you like complicated, problematic relationships? Are you auditioning for some new prime-time TV show?

BAD IDEA

But what if she is his soulmate? I thought YOU believed that anything is OK if you are soulmates.

My advice is forget your future step sister in that way. You will soon be sharing a house!!! I hope you are not serious about your romantic interest with her. It just seems like a bad idea in every conceivable respect!

I hope I have made myself clear to you!

Love,

Charlie