Dear Panel,

How can I ask my wife to make sex if she doesn't want to?

Lefty Answers:

Change the way you ask. Some of my friends try begging.

Dear Panel,

I would like to know if all guys, even if they deny it, want sex?

Lefty Answers:

How would I know? I've never denied it.

Dear Panel,

How can I make the guy I like like me for more than sex?

Lefty Answers:

Impress him with your prowess at Scrabble. If he's not into word games, you may be out of luck.

Dear Panel,

I like a boy and he's a good friend of mine. The only trouble is he doesn't like me, and my mate likes him as well.

What can I do?

Lefty Answers:

I totally diagree. These people are asking for heart to heart responses, not a total jerk being a dick too. -- bite this

Threesome?

Dear Panel,

This guy I like flirts with me lots, and then the next day he ignores me and flirts with my friend.

How does he really feel about me?

Lefty Answers:

I think he answers sarcastically but in a comforting way, because love shouldn't be so tense or frustrating just enjoy the person that can bring happiness in your life. -- candy

He feels like you're an object to flirt with.

Dear Panel,

Every time I meet a guy they are just interested in sex. Why is that? And most of them already have a girlfriend.

Lefty Answers:

Why wouldn't they be interested in sex with their girlfriends?

Dear Panel,

I have a really big problem here: this guy is totally in love with me, but I don't like him in that way.

And every time I blow him off, he gets really upset, and I feel bad for him.

I kinda have been leadin' him on lately. How do I make him leave me alone without breaking his heart?

Lefty Answers:

YOU SUCK LEFTY!!!!!!!!! I disagree because...leftys answers SUCK!!!!!! -- u suck

Don't lead him on.

Dear Panel,

Why are friends so important to my boyfriend, but for me they are just nice to have?

Lefty Answers:

Because he realizes that sometimes friends last longer than clingy girlfriends.

Dear Panel,

I really like this guy, but he is so confusing.

He flirts with me one day, and doesn't talk to me the next. What do I do?

Love, Sue

Lefty Answers:

Buy a calendar and start charting him. That's what I do for women.

Dear Panel,

How do I get this guy to like me? He is my best friend but I want more than that.

Lefty Answers:

If he's your best friend he already likes you.

Dear Panel,

I'm the sort of girl that sets herself up for the worst and eventually gets used emotionally and physically. How can I stop this from happening over and over again?

Guys look at me like I'm an object but I know I am not -- but it just keeps happening. HELP

Lefty Answers:

In baseball there's a bat and a ball. Next time be the bat.

Dear Panel,

Last week I left my boyfriend of 6 months for smacking me.

I know that I shouldn't stay with a guy if he hits me, but if my leaving was the right decision, why does it hurt so very, very much?

Lefty Answers:

That wasn't a very funny answer to a serious question. I disagree because even though you may be joking, she may be dead. -- CONCERNED WITH YOUR MORALS

Maybe he smacked your head.

Dear Panel,

Why do guys think your standards are too high when you only ask for

1. someone who will love you,
   not be abusive,
   not be a drug addict, and
   not be a drunk?

Lefty Answers:

Anyone who fails to meet a set of standards, will think that those standards are too high.

Dear Panel,

I love a boy, and yesterday he said "hi", but today he didn't say a thing.

What shall I do?

Lefty Answers:

Stop loving him until he says "hi" everyday.

Dear Panel,

Hi. I'm just turned 16 years old, and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm friends with a lot of girls, but I've never gone out with any of them.

Am I completely pathetic?

shut up LEFTY and let me do the advice part cuz u have no idea where u are coming from baby!

Lefty Answers:

No, not completely.

Dear Panel,

Hi. I like this girl; she is very fine, but her friends and other people might make fun of me if I go out with her.

I am considering on asking her out but I'm afraid.

Lefty Answers:

If I could go out with some fine girl, I'd be laughing at the other people rather than vice versa.

Dear Panel,

How do you make money giving advice? I think it's a brilliant idea!

Lefty Answers:

What makes you think we're making money?