What's more interesting are the reasons people like him STAY in a bad relationship.

Dear Mr. Salesman,

Your Excuses to Leave Her

It seems to me you are making excuses to get rid of her:

1. You're confusing the cake with the topping.

   The boring girlfriend lacks passion and sex. Without both, a relationship cannot exist, in my opinion.
   
   
2. You have not been invited into her family life.
   
   
3. She also has her doubts about you (episode 3 years ago).

I know 10 years is a long time, but do you want another 10 years of feeling the same way?

Your Girlfriend Is Not Your Soulmate

I am not saying that this 23 year old is your soul mate, but your girlfriend is definitely not. I could feel the passion in your words when describing the German babe.

Go For the Babe

You're such a pig. Both women deserve better than him.

Ditch the girlfriend. Go for the German babe. You will smile more at the end of each day.

-Jimmy