Dear Panel,

My ex fiancé, who I still care for very much, has just starting to call me everyday.

What should I make of this? He is now in another relationship.

Lefty Answers:

That relationship won't last, either.

Dear Panel,

My boyfriend said that it is a good thing not to kiss and say "I love you" all the time because we will get sick of each other faster if we do.

Is that true?

Lefty Answers:

No.

Dear Panel,

How do you know if you like someone?

Lefty Answers:

If you have to ask, you don't.

Dear Panel,

If one person kisses you, does it mean that he/she has also a feelings for you, even you are the same gender? Please help me.

-- STAR

Lefty Answers:

Depends. Was there any tongue?

Dear Panel,

I finally got up the courage to ask a woman, who I have been admiring for a long time, out. She said she wasn't too sure about our age difference.

She's 20 and I'm 18. I don't understand why she would have a problem, it's only 2 years. Am I wrong?

Lefty Answers:

I liked 20 year-old women when I was 18. I still like them.

Dear Panel,

How can I arouse a girl without offending her?

Lefty Answers:

Send her a picture of me.

Dear Panel,

My problem is that I like my best friend's ex's best friend, except now that they have broken up I don't get to see him much and I haven't really got to the friends stage where I can just walk up to him and my best friend -- and her ex's breakup was nasty, although I still talk to him.

How could I approach him?

Lefty Answers:

I love it. Although all the answers are sarcastic they are SO true... sometimes people need a short snappy answer to get the point. I like you Lefty, keep it up. -- Kat

Ask him if he thinks an ex's best friend's best friend could be best friends with his ex's best friend's best friend.

Dear Panel,

One of my best friends likes this girl that I really like. What should I do?

Lefty Answers:

Threesome?

Dear Panel,

I'm in a relationship right now and I have this thing that if we spend enough time with each other (24 hours) then I'll have sex with them and I love him a lot.

Should I have that rule with him if I love him or shouldn't I?

Lefty Answers:

No; it should be at least 36 hours.

Dear Panel,

What is the best way to ask out a guy you don't really know?

Lefty Answers:

Tell him you want to go out with him to get to know him.

Dear Panel,

My Significant Other always tries to find something wrong, because he's afraid to open his heart to someone because of how he's been treated in the past.

He doesn't want to commit, and we've been like this for 7 months. What should I do?

Lefty Answers:

If he can't commit, quit.

Dear Panel,

I've been dating a girl for 4 months. We love each other very much, but she doesn't want to have sex with me.

She says that she doesn't want sex to be the best thing between us. Can it be truth, or is she not telling something?

What should I do? She is 14 and I am 18.

Lefty Answers:

Assure her that sex with you will NOT be the best thing between you.

Dear Panel,

My boyfriend went on holiday and slept with someone else. I love him but I can't handle this problem as well as stress from work.

Should I stay with him?

Lefty Answers:

No. It sounds like YOU need a holiday.

Dear Panel,

I am a very sentimental guy:

I like "chick flicks" and I do cry during them,
I like to listen to people,
I am creative and am open minded.

My name is Andrew.

The other person is a sweetheart. She is cute, beautiful and loves to write poems. Her favorite colour is red, she likes to talk on the phone and listen to people. (She is kinda like me.) Her name is Jenna.

Her boyfriend, Jeff, is a pot head, gets drunk a lot, and does not care about her feelings .

After I got out of a long term relationship (2 years), I started to talk to Jenna a lot more. We became best friends and I have told her that I like her a lot.

We talk on the phone for about 4 hours a night, yet we are not going out. I can't stop thinking about her. I know I love her. She is all I think about!!

I want to tell her I love her and then lay a big kiss on her. Should I?

Lefty Answers:

Depends; how big is Jeff?

Dear Panel,

What should I do if I like this girl but she likes other guy?

The thing is, this guy she likes is moving. What should I do?

Lefty Answers:

Don't move.

Dear Panel,

This guy has been 'chatting' and 'emailing' and 'icq' me for about a year. He always tells me I am special and not like any one of his 'harem'.

The other day he forwarding a joke by e mail to me FORGETTING TO DELETE the personal message that the person who sent him this joke wrote.

Clearly, I am not special. He gives the other woman the same lines. So what should I do?

Lefty Answers:

Let's see,

• you know he had a "harem",
• you only cyber-speak to him, and
• now you find out that he's actually playing the field.

Gee, maybe you should meet other people in reality?

Dear Panel,

My boyfriend is "not sure about our relationship". I don't like that.

Lefty Answers:

Very snappy and clever. People need snappy answers to realize the answer that was in front of them the whole time. -- Bet

I don't blame you.

Dear Panel,

What turns women on the most???

Lefty Answers:

Yeah, but seriously, guys: the biggest turn-on is respect. – Emmy

Probably not guys asking this question.

Dear Panel,

My girlfriend has been with 27 men in the past. I've only been with 10 women.

She's only 19 and I am 24. I am really bothered by this and find myself thinking about it all the time.

I know it's no big deal; she regrets her past, but it still eats at me. Any advice?

Lefty Answers:

The Formula I Use

It's OK if:

Where:

HSE = her sexual experience
MSE = my sexual experience
HA = her age
MA = my age
PSO = probability that she is the One

IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT!!!! -- no signature

You do the math.

Dear Panel,

What do I say to a man I am out with on the first date when he asks when was my last sexual experience?

Lefty Answers:

"Goodbye."