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Dear Panel,
I mess with this boy
that I really care about, but there's this other boy
who likes me but I really want to stay with my current
boyfriend that I've been messing with for the past two
years.
But the only thing is
is that I like this other boy but I know that I can't
do anything else to hurt my current boyfriend.
- Shawnequa
Female, age 16, Maryland
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You got that right, honey. Just keep repeating that to
yourself.
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Wrong, there's
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Honey, don't go messing around unless you got a real
good mop and broom.
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You may not exceed the boyfriend quota: only one alowed.
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Dear Panel,
My fiancée recenlty
told me she wants to see other people, but still wants
to get married. She says it's because she is nervous
about marriage and wants to get things out of her system.
I really don't want
to let her but she says she will anyway.
Is this normal? Should
I find another?
- Torn
Male, Texas
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Let's just say
you're not in a committed relationship. It's your
call whether you want to stay with her while she dates around;
but you'd be a fool to marry her unless/until she knows
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It's within the range of "normal", but it is
far safer for a
marriage if she takes a Prozac. Time to start looking,
buddy.
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NO! But at least
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Dear Panel,
I am .. Bob, 21, Male from
Australia.
My Girlfriend: Tina, 42
Female from Australia. Has had VERY bad past and an Obsesed
X boyfriend who IS a professional hitman.
There was a guy called
Bob, at work one day he noticed a new face and made friends
with the New girl Tina. They became good friends for 7
months until one day Bob found out Tina had feelings for
him. Bob felt the same way but both were concerned with
their ages being a problem, but decided to give it a go.
They are very happy, but
other people (our parents, her kids) are very concerned
about the ages.
Bob treated Tina extremely
well, So well that every day she would say "Where
did you come from Bob?" or "Why aren't there
more of you for other women?"
Everything was fine for
a while until Tina got scared Bob would not like her when
she's 60 and he is 40, so she ran away "to save the
pain in the future." I think she's lying.
This was 2 days ago. Bob
can't contact her. But he COULD find her if he realy had
to.
Do you think it's worth
Bob pursuing this relationship?
- Bob
Male, age 21, Australia
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You bet your life! (And with
her hit man ex, you just might) It sounds like she has lots
of other issues from her past she needs to work through
as well. Keep trying, be patient, and watch your back. |
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Someone's lying here. |
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Do you really want to be with someone twice your age?
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Dear Panel,
What do guyz want out of
a girl?
- Pppprrrr
Female, age 14, Washington
State
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Sex, caring relationships, sex, love, sex, friendship,
and of course: sex
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Girl, all dudes want is: TP&A (Time, Passion and
Affection).
What? What did you think I was gonna say?
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Nothing if she's only 14.
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Dear Panel,
I like a girl who has a
reputation for being easy. She likes my friend (he doesn't
like her) and I was wondering how to ask her out.
- R
Male, USA
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The usual way.
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Don't do it. |
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Don't tell her that you
want to go out with her because you heard she's
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If she likes your friend and not you, you're out of luck.
Of course she's a slut, so maybe not.
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Dear Panel,
What do you think about
the issue of Love and Relationships?
- Anonymous
Female, age 18, USA
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I think it's worth discussing.
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I think the issue
makes a lot of money for everyone except Love & Learn
panelists.
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Which issue? March or this month?
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Dear Panel,
Here is the problem: I
have a girl and I was cheating on her with another girl.
But now I realize that I'm hurting people.
I recently chose my girlfriend
over the other girl. But I find myself thinking about
the other girl and feeling very bad. I want to still be
her friend and have some sort of relationship with her.
Help. I'm confused. I feel
so I really do like her and I like my girl friend, this
is very compromising.
- Me
Male, age 22, USA
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If you've "chosen" your girlfriend,
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Get them to move to Utah with you.
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Apologize to both girls and tell them they
shouldn't see you anymore. When they ask you why simply
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Dear Panel,
My girlfriend calls me
"Stinky".
It's "Hey, Stinky,
what's up?" and "Let's go, Stinky," and
"Stinky, what are you doing?" I don't like it
when she calls me Stinky. I've asked her not to call me
that. She just laughs and says "Kiss me, Stinky."
What should I do?
- NOT Stinky
Male, age 16, Idaho
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Laugh, and say "buh bye, you insensitive clod."
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Take a shower, Stinky.
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Dear Panel,
Hi! I'm a freshman in high
school and I like this sophmore named Dan. He is really
popular and I want him to like me without him finding
out that I like him.
He stares at this girl.
I've introduced myself to him already after school but
I'm afraid to talk to him. We sit on opposite sides of
the room so it makes it very hard. I want to walk with
him after class, but won't it seem like I like him?
Please help me! I'm too
scared to go up to him. Thank you!
- Janice, age 14, USA
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Oh, God. I went through this when I was a freshman –
his name was Dan, too. I just made an ass of myself until
I got smart in my junior year and moved on. Good luck.
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It's hard for guys to like someone who doesn't have enough
self-esteem to go up to talk to them. Think about it.
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Don't you watch
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with him knowing you like him?
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Dear Panel,
I am completely in love with a guy.
He and I have been together almost 3 years.
Do you think that it is appropriate
if I, the woman, ask him to marry me even though he has
told me that If I ever asked him to marry me that he'd
say, "No"?
- Ready & Willing
Female, age 22, Midwest USA
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It's appropriate. But if marriage
is your goal, asking this Neandrethal won't get you there. |
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If you like feeling rejected, then go ahead.
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Dear Panel,
My boyfriend and I have had the same conversation regarding
his affection toward me atleast a zillion times.
He doesn't show affection
very often and even has a hard time holding my hand in
public. I am beginning to think it is just me that he
can't show affection for. But he says that is just the
way he is.
Do you think this is true
or that if he really loved me, he wouldn't have a problem
with this??
Help.
- Bubbles
Female, age 33, USA
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Many people do not go for PDAs (public display of affections).
I think there are probably other ways he can show you
his affections, if he really loves you.
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Its probably just the way he is.
Unless he's ashamed of you or something, in that case...well...
nevermind.
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It's just the way he is. You're the one with the problem;
quit beating a dead horse. Either accept him or move on.
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Dear Panel,
I am deeply in love with a girl who does not love me and
lives too far away from me.
What to do?
- Appiekutlappie
Male, age 22, Europe
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Try reality.
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Get over it. Or you can love me and I'll pretend to love
you back.
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Don't even think about moving closer to her, she'll think
you're stalking her.
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This sounds like the old restaurant joke: The food is
horrible... and the portions are so small.
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Dear Panel,
I am getting divorced. I fell deep in love with
another woman whom I use to work with. (she has
left the job since). She broke up with her boyfriend
for me (her boyfriend still works with me).
She and I were together
only 1 month, then out of the blue she called and
said, "she wanted to go back to him, and she
is going to marry him!" All the time we were
together he called and begged her to go back with
him until she cracked.
My question is: How
do I get her back with me? I love her, she is all
I think about.
- Touchy Situation
Male, age 44, Chicago
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You haven't even gotten to the "re" in
"rebound". Figure out how to be by yourself
for at least a month.
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Anybody can be in love for a month. Each of you
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Dear Panel,
I am about to leave my home country to be with my
boyfriend of six months (cyber mostly).
I am concerned about
his weight, his finances, his cleanliness, but still
love him.
Will it work?
- Confused Australian
Female, age 47,
Australia
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Long way to go for love
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